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Funny Urdu Status & Quotes

Kuch log pakoron ki tarah hotay hain .. thora sa dheyan na do to jal jatay hain.

Desi aatay ki roti or desi larki jitni bhi koshish kar lain.. patli nahi ho sakti.

Acha khasa insan gora honay wala hota hay k phir se garmiyan aa jati hain.

Aa gaya phir se wohi mousam aa gya.. Ek taang razaai k andar dusri bahar.

Zindagi main khair khawah log kam hain or khwamkhah zyada.

Gumshuda cheez par ami kaise madad karti hain. Agar main ai or mujhe mil gai phir dekhna.

Agar main maqnatees khaa loon tou kya main pur-kashash ho sakti hoon?

Wo kharoos sa musalsal … main masoom si hamesha.

 Block karne se rishtay khatam nahi hotay bas DP dikhai nahi deti.

Umar k us dour main hoon jahan samajh nahi aa raha degree loon ya nikah naama.

Ghar walay sochtay hain jo hota hai achay k liye hota ha lekin buray grades ko chor kr.

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Goron ki shadi ek din main ho jaati hai. Jabke hamare haan rasmon ki ek taveel list hoti hai, shaadi na hoi goya test series ho gayi.

Jin ka koi nahi hota un ki arrange marriage hoti hai. Or jinka koi hota hai unki bhi arrange marriage hi hoti hai.

Kuch loag zindagi main peeche reh jatay hain aur unka pait agay nikal jaata hai.

Aik hoti hain marasan larkiyan… phir aati hain wo jo baalon ko brown or golden color karwati hain.

Biviyan wazan is liye bhi barha leti hain k shohar ko door se dikhai de saken.

Kuch log teeli ki tarah hotay hain jinka kaam sirf aag lgana hota ha.

Teray warge ek so das..meray warga ek tay das.

Tanz or behs se rishtay kamzor ho jatay hain baaat ko tool denay k bajaye fatafat aglay k dant torr den or gal mukayen.

Zindgi main teen cheezen bohat takleef deti hain.
1. Choti Phupoo
2. Bari Phupoo
3. Abu ki behan

Kisi se umeed lgany se acha banda faiza beauty careem laga le, rung b chitta or dil b mutemen

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Funny Jokes in Urdu

Finding funny quotes in Urdu on the internet is a little difficult but now you are at the exact place. Read all funny sayings here in the Urdu language.

Subha uth kar Allah ka shukar ada karo ke tum zinda ho aur phir uske bad brush kro, ta ke dusre bhi zinda rahen.

Dour-e-hazir main wohi shakhs sir utha kar chal sakta hai. Jiske paas mobile nahi.

Har baat ke jawab main muskurahat hi behtar hai. Kyunke har kisi ko goli to maari nahi ja sakti.

Garmiyan aa gayin hain ab wo barf lene aya kare gi.

Jab akela teacher sare subjects nahi prha sakta tou ek akela student saray subjects kese parh skta hai.

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Kal mobile kharab tha tou raat 9 baje hi neend aa gai. Ghar wale utha kar hisptal le gye.

Jab main udaas hota hoon tou gaana gaata hoon Phir mujhe tasali ho jati hai ke meri awaz mere halaat se bhi zyada kharab hai.

Kuch log khamkhwah hi ache lgte hain…jaise aap sabko Main. :XD

Baba jee kehte hain ye baat kaale logon ne hi phelai hai ke….kaale log wafa karte hain.

Kisi ko suche dil se chaho tou puri kainaat uski shaadi kisi aur se krwane main lg jati hai.

When it comes to Whatsapp status everyone wants to update their status with something unique and funny. This shortlist of funny Urdu status is definitely worth sharing with your friends on Whatsapp and Facebook. You can copy and paste them directly into your account. For your convenience, these funny Status are posted in both formats.

Darhi na ho tou larkon ki shakal khaali plot jesi lgti hai.

Ek sheikh sahb do ghante phone par baat krne ke baad foat ho gye. Kyunke wo package lgana bhool gye thy.

Tandoori roti main pata nahi namak hota hai ya paseena, pr hoti bohat mazy ki hai.

Chahe jitna bhi parh lo, jitne bhi ache grades le lo. Kabhi bhi Aur Sunao ka jawab nahi de pao ge.